{"product_id":"pardon-me-my-ontology-is-showing-realizing-youre-already-on-the-porch-even-if-your-legal-briefs-are-showing-hardcover","title":"Pardon Me, My Ontology Is Showing: Realizing You're Already On The Porch (Even If Your Legal Briefs Are Showing) - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAngie Day Peters\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRealizing You're Already on the Porch (Even if You Brought Your Legal Briefs)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not a book about how to fix your life. That would just be another set of binders and a better clipboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor nearly half a century, Angie Day Peters served as the lead paralegal in the ongoing case against her own soul, litigating the \"Audit of Not Enough\" with color-coded binders and a perfectly pressed veneer. She thought God lived in the case for the defense, waiting for a closing argument that would finally prove her worth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen came the \"Hellish Year\"-a collision of systemic family trauma, religious \"ghosting,\" and a total biological shutdown on a gymnasium floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this \u003cstrong\u003eRevelational Memoir\u003c\/strong\u003e, Peters invites you to drop the \"Legal Briefs\" and fire the internal accountant. Through raw storytelling and a \"Mastermind\" deconstruction of the religious \"Bureaucracy,\" she reveals a Father who never took His eyes off the child.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside these pages, you will discover: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Barabbas Paradox: \u003c\/strong\u003e Why we often choose the \"Sword of Retribution\" over the \"River of Restoration\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Architecture of the Shadow: \u003c\/strong\u003e Why our bodies continue to brace for a blow that is never coming.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Leaking Smile: \u003c\/strong\u003e What happens when worship moves from \"Adrenaline-based fear\" to \"Oxytocin-based rest\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \"Trial\" is over. The \"Lid\" is off. You aren't a project to be managed; you are a child of the house taking part in a feast that never runs dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStop running. The audition is over. You are finally Home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 254\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.69 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 18, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45296146448463,"sku":"9798234051233","price":39.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/3083\/3487\/files\/L79W8BKaqP9798234051233.webp?v=1779623619","url":"https:\/\/lumaryon.com\/products\/pardon-me-my-ontology-is-showing-realizing-youre-already-on-the-porch-even-if-your-legal-briefs-are-showing-hardcover","provider":"Lumaryon Universal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}