{"product_id":"catholic-heaven-the-mostly-true-story-of-bureaucratic-paperwork-and-a-theological-mix-up-of-biblical-proportions-paperback","title":"Catholic Heaven: The Mostly True Story of Bureaucratic Paperwork and a Theological Mix-Up of Biblical Proportions - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJim Richard\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJames O'Reilly wasn't expecting to die-not today and not ever, if he had his way. When he suddenly finds himself at the pearly gates, he's in for a divine surprise. Catholic Heaven isn't quite the paradise he imagined; it's a bureaucratic labyrinth of registration forms, overworked cherubs, and a saintly hierarchy that runs on tradition, paperwork, and just the right amount of guilt. Guided by Archangel Michael, currently covering for a vacationing Gabriel, James must navigate the absurdities of the afterlife while dealing with misplaced souls, theological disputes, and a suspiciously long processing time. As he stumbles deeper into Catholic Heaven's divine red tape, he starts to realize that something isn't quite right-and it's going to take a lot more than a few indulgences to fix it. With the help of an exasperated nun-turned-investigator, a rogue band of rebellious saints, and a mysterious man named Jesse, James is about to shake up the afterlife in ways no one saw coming. Witty, irreverent, and packed with celestial satire, Catholic Heaven is a divine adventure that blends faith, humor, and just the right amount of theological chaos, because as it turns out, even Heaven has paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 120\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.28 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 12, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45892577165391,"sku":"9781665779982","price":25.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/3083\/3487\/files\/8gIS4o-EsQ9781665779982.webp?v=1781762199","url":"https:\/\/lumaryon.com\/products\/catholic-heaven-the-mostly-true-story-of-bureaucratic-paperwork-and-a-theological-mix-up-of-biblical-proportions-paperback","provider":"Lumaryon Universal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}